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“I see you shiver, with antici... pation!”

Howie Feldersnatch

Frank-n-Furter Role(s): Dr. Frank-n-Furter (a Scientist)
Occupation: Cunning Linguist
Sex: Refer to Occupation
Email: frank@rockyhorrormemphis.com

Howie Feldersnatch, or as the scientists at Fuse Labs referred to him, "Project 13," was born as part of a government program aimed at creating super humans that would one day live for 200 years and be able to breathe underwater. While the program was ultimately a failure, Howie escaped the cruel disfiguration of his fellow test subjects (including Carrot Top, Ashlee Simpson, and Wayne Brady), was adopted by a tribe of half-men, half-seals in northern New York, living out a quiet existence in their complex system of caves and tunnels. That was, until recently, when in a fit of brilliance, Howie took Pi to its final digit. Astounded by his discovery, the mathematical community appointed Howie "King of Numbers," and he toured the world writing out his theorem on chalkboards for heads of state, royalty, and the Memphis Grizzlies (who prepare for playoff games by disproving undergraduate postulates). Tired of the fast paced life of a mathematics god, he recently chose to join Absent Friends and work with the fringe of society, where he plots out methods to annoy and abuse the cast and crew. As you were reading this paragraph, Howie Feldersnatch counted to infinity twice.