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“He was a low down, cheap little punk.”

Sir Loyne Steak

Eddie Role(s): Eddie (Ex-delivery boy), Dr. Everett Scott (a Rival Scientist), Ralph Hapshatt, whatever.
Age: Old enough to know better, young enough to try anyway.
Preference: being a manwhore extraordinaire, I have no real preference. If you’re into it, I’m into it.
Email: eddie@rockyhorrormemphis.com

Loyne was discovered in a cabbage patch by a flock of mentally challenged storks, who delivered him promptly to the nearest house possible. His parents, an elderly couple who believed their time with children was well past, felt grateful that their hearing was already gone. Once Loyne realized that his parents went to bed early, he learned to party and party well. So this is how he spent his youth.