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“Where the f--- is his neck?!”

Candy Mann

The Criminologist Role(s): The Criminiologist (an Expert), Rocky Horror (a Creation), Transylvanian
Age: Indeterminate

Candy comes to us all the way from a holdover engagement of six straight weeks washing dishes at the Big Bang Burger Bar. Since the implants, her dancing has improved slightly. She once saved the day by eating sushi, walks a fine line between voyeuraderie and glambuoyant flummoxicity, occasionally falling off, and inevitably scraping her knee.

The role of the Criminologist is also played by Anita Rooster on alternating months.