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Fistybuns Zingledorf

Brad Majors Role(s): Brad Majors (a Hero)
Sex: N/A
Age: 21.056 Martian tropic years
Email: brad@rockyhorrormemphis.com

Fistybuns, or "Bunny" for short, is the quirky outcome of medical experiments in the early 1970s. Originally taking the form of a small, sexless, bug-eyed rodent, it spent its earliest days trembling in a tiny birdcage while staring in sleepless, wide-eyed horror at a rubber finger puppet of H.R. Pufnstuf that co-occupied its nest. Weeks later, it sloughed off its initial velveteen protoskin, howled like a banshee getting its nipple pierced, and devoured puppet, nest, cage, and two blocks of downtown Wichita while undergoing a rapid genetic fission. In the process, Bunny grew to 400x its original mass, rapidly congealing into the pale, doughy creature it is today. It is not known whether this is the final, mature form of the organism, or simply a secondary pupal stage to precede the final terror that has yet to emerge from its slumber and feed once more. But, while we wait to find out, it does an uncanny rendition of "Dammit, Janet."

In all seriousness, though, in the last 20 years he’s been to over 50 theatrical showings of RHPS, always dreamed of being in a real shadow cast, and H.R. Pufnstuf freaks him the fuck out.